BlinkerFluid

joined 2 years ago
[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People that can't gestate rarely need abortions.

...rarely.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry! Here, I'm American. I'm a Freedom soldier. You got me! I still do have sausage though...

and... other stuff. Probably drugs, but not until I see your reaction first.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 106 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (14 children)

Google is the only brand I know of where people go out of their way to own the hardware but do everything in their power to avoid the software.

Wait, no. Razor... Razor exists. NO ONE'S MOUSE NEEDS A DAILY DRIVER UPDATE!

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

Of all the shit I pirate, the tiniest smidgen of media comes from shitflix.

It's mostly garbage. I'm not pirating 600 episodes of cake decorating and pumpkin carving competitions.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This poster is obviously not a shark.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

...and that's why I'm divorced.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 14 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Thank you, Vladym! The zone is cold today. Do you have any armor piercing rounds you'd trade for this sausage, blyat?

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nothing. I'm really not in any way hopeful for the future. I'm really not entirely sure there's much outside of the fear of being homeless and/or dead moving my legs back and forth every day, and in truth it's only fear for one and melancholic hope for the other.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

ssh-copy-id

Then never again. :D

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

and like, Stadia controllers

omg bitch, no way!

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

One of my Kindle wallpapers.

It's perfect for the job.

[–] BlinkerFluid@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
ssh me@home3

me@home3 // : sh ./scripts/unlock_deadbolt.sh

*click*

me@home3 // : exit

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