Blastasaurus

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

The resemblance is uncanny, I believe in you.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (3 children)

There was a panic here in Vancouver (known for it's out of control real estate market) this year and burial plots were going for like $90,000 IIRC.

Don't be too poor to die.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

There are around 50,000 Starlink near misses per year.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

First off, there is also a North America.

Second, those of us in North and South America refer to ourselves as such. Canadians are North Americans, not Americans.

Third, Americans are usually referred to as Yankees or Yanks outside of America, much like the English are referred to as Poms and the Canadians referred to as Canucks.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 41 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Hey have you ever considered acquiring more succulents?

I am a carpenter. I bought a jewelry rack for my partner off amazon. It broke in 2 months.

I assure you your time and effort will not go to waste as this is going to last a million times longer. Not to mention the brownie points!

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yeh totally. It's pretty cool. You can feel the temperature dip significantly in the middle of the day and all the birds freak out.

In person you can also find electronic music festivals and hippies on acid.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

But if your drinks aren't chewy are you truly living?

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 69 points 2 years ago

One year I had a house party with around 80 people. The church across the street (uphill) called the cops on me - twice. So on Halloween I burned a pentagram into my front lawn with a cleaning agent iirc(?) for them to gaze down upon for the next two months until it snowed. They never bothered me again after that. It's good to set boundaries.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Posted 17 years ago Jesus Christ.

[–] Blastasaurus@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

A crow legit swooped down and snatched my friends, phone once. He had to chase it from tree to tree for an hour before it finally dropped it.

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