Blackout

joined 11 months ago
[–] Blackout@fedia.io 3 points 12 minutes ago

Users named zaphod will not go to heaven.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 10 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

The world should have ended in 2016, could have died happy.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 3 hours ago

Just like harvesting gold flakes outside gold shops in NYC, you can find Parmesan within the tile separations on the floor of the Olive garden. Just remember to bring your tools and you'll be fine.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

She's not nearly tall enough

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nooooo! Let me out! It smells in here.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I have poster syndrome. I constantly think I'm stuck in a work safety poster and I can't get out.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 12 points 1 day ago

Maybe they did one too. I just remember this project vividly as it was a blast to do. We definitely did it first

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Back in 2006/7 I worked at the agency on record for a lot of huge brands and we had just gotten Pepsi. So the CD asked my department (interactive) if we could come up with something unique before we had the big kickoff with their staff. I don't know which one of us came up with the idea but a we decided to make a soda machine that would give you a free Pepsi if you hugged it. Got a machine and went to work engineering it, installing a screen so it can display graphics and a message. They loved it. We ended up redesigning a machine from scratch that could sense hugs or just a smile and made a commercial from it. That was back when designers were given fun tasks to be as creative as possible.

[–] Blackout@fedia.io -5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Did you think it was going to be "Phoenix urine" or something cool like that?

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't they get a kickback from the oil wells? I guess take that away and use it cause the feds aren't coming to help you now

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 13 points 1 day ago (5 children)

It translates to steam oil

 

I was curious if planting milkweed would really bring in a monarch. Hadn't seen one since I moved in 3 years ago. Planted swamp milkweed and butterfly weed this spring. Worked great, lots of caterpillars and monarchs already on just 8 plants. They just needed a reason to visit.

 

I just planted the swamp milkweeds this spring. They were tiny little seedlings and now just a foot and a half tall and I already have monarchs! I feel like I should be standing guard over them.

 

And it's amazing!

 

Last year I planted 6 so I knew what I was doing this year. My soil is quite clay so I first removed 3 yards of soil, tons of roots and other buried things. I had my garden soil already and mixed in some loam and soil acidifier.

First I started with 6 inches of leaves on the bottom of the trench. Then I piled the soil mix in the spot the bushes would be buried and stuck the plant on top. Filled in the area around the pile with organic mulch, this keeps the plant from getting water logged and retains moisture during dry periods. 8 different types of blueberries are planted now. Along with cherries, raspberries, strawberries and soon an apple tree and some elderberry bushes. All for my son and the local wildlife to enjoy. Took me about 4 hours to do.

 

I just got spun, it's great.

 

I have an enterprise account and they added this button today. Guess what used to be there? The profile image where you could so conveniently swipe up or down to switch between gmail accounts. This is the kind of UI garbage that makes you want to move your entire company to another service just because you can.

 

Save 100s of dollars and hours picking them out one by one from lucky charms boxes and just buy it in bulk dumny.

 
 

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

 
 
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