Blackmist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

That'll fix it!

If you can't see the U-bend, how can you be going down the toilet?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They've both got blue lighting. She's just on the rag.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 day ago

Every night is Fartnite in this house.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

VPNs: it's not just porn, it's piracy too!

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 27 points 1 day ago

I find the old one worked, but it did feel like somehow the corpse of RealPlayer or QuickTime was still shambling around amongst us.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 2 days ago

My niece has autism.

My brother in law rejects this because all her supposedly autistic behaviours are perfectly normal things he does.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

To tell the truth I backed over the last two with my car.

Fortunately they turned out to be Nazis.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 3 days ago

We delved too greedily and too deep.

You don't even need to make sure your IRQ ports don't clash.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 3 days ago

🦶🏻💥🔫

Remember this moment when Nigel Farage sweeps to power in 2028 on a wave of youth votes, brings back the porn and sells the NHS.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That is Aldi levels of copying right there.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

Refuses to listen. Implies opponents of it are nonces.

Yes they'll all be shocked Pikachu when we're swearing in PM Nigel Farage...

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