Bitflip

joined 2 years ago
[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 year ago

Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wouldn't want any of them horrible poor people to have a shot at happiness

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

But they taste so damn good I can't stop myself

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Saving the planet

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I'd be surprised if it wasn't just based off the UEFI sdk examples containing 30+ CVEs over the last couple of years. If anything, it won't get patched for logofail and all the others UEFI exploits we'll definitely see in the coming years.

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

This for sure, and bonus points for "USB Ethernet gadget" mode if you have a 4 or zero ;)

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hear CEO pairs well with chianti

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even close, but It's my fault. I'm really bad at articulating my thoughts sometimes, and usually end up deleting my comments before someone calls me out on it. Sorry!

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago (10 children)

Isn't this what the second amendment is actually for?

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Make pies out of the rich

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Does this mean I can claim my sperm as a dependent on my taxes?

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Embrace cowardice? Yes No

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