Birch

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Rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

We all knew Switzerland was fake, now we also know it's gay.

Trump says economic growth ‘shatters expectations’. Data says otherwise in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Well, data is fired.

boytoyrule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

And then rocks fell and everyone was albert einstein.

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The best way to get rid of the UK porn ban is to get one of the big sites classiefied as porn, such as YouTube or Facebook, which would actually be justified. (sh.itjust.works)
 

Just go on Facebook reels or YouTube shorts and "thirst" for a while, meaning stop scrolling whenever you see a scantily dressed girl or something similar and eventually the algorithm will serve you just straight up smut.

And once they're labelled as porn sites, they'd lobby hard to get the law repealed, rather than actually pay for adequate moderation.

Be nice in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

Bird in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

A duck scientist, or a duck scientist? Either way you'll just get a quack

Countries whose leaders are married to teachers in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I don't know what you're on about, you can see bits of mexico bordering the US, that's all that matters right?

Switzerland plans surveillance worse than US in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hold up now! I'll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn't vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

Old people in Japan should commit mass suicide says Yale professor in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Renew! Renew!

Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

And his name is...

JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺

Recommend a Beavis and Butt-head episode to initiate Gen Z'ers in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

After gerting a full cavity search:

huhuh, did I just score?

Useless twisting of our new technology in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you repeat the question?

A judge has barred Washington from enforcing a state law that would have required Churches to report child abuse. The judge says the law infringed on freedom of religion in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how old that judge's last sexual ~~partner~~ victim was

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