Birch

joined 2 years ago
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 23 hours ago

And then rocks fell and everyone was albert einstein.

 

Just go on Facebook reels or YouTube shorts and "thirst" for a while, meaning stop scrolling whenever you see a scantily dressed girl or something similar and eventually the algorithm will serve you just straight up smut.

And once they're labelled as porn sites, they'd lobby hard to get the law repealed, rather than actually pay for adequate moderation.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Currently it costs direct air capture startup "Climeworks" about 1200 usd to remove one metric ton of CO2 from the atmosphere, the average human directly emits about 0.8 kg of CO2 a day (just through breathing).

Thus, breathing costs 1 USD a day to offset using "Direct Air Capture".

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

A duck scientist, or a duck scientist? Either way you'll just get a quack

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I don't know what you're on about, you can see bits of mexico bordering the US, that's all that matters right?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hold up now! I'll have you know in some parts of the country women couldn't vote until the 90s! Also unmarried cohabitation was illegal in some cantons until the 80s and paternity leave as a concept only exists in Switzerland since the 00s.

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

And his name is...

JOHN CENA 🎺🎺 🎺

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

After gerting a full cavity search:

huhuh, did I just score?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can you repeat the question?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

On a scale of 1 to 10, I wonder how old that judge's last sexual ~~partner~~ victim was

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gotta have big anime tiddy deathclaws, otherwise whats the point?

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Espresso Macchiato for me please

 

An hommage to the classics that is itself a classic

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