Bartsbigbugbag

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again

Noodles come from Asia, not Italy.

Tomatoes come from America.

So not much in spaghetti is from Italy.

Little John doesn’t just expand his apartment with galvanized square steel, he’s a hero of the people getting fucked by the most dangerous government on the planet.

No worries, figured as much.

2GB?

And open it up and clean the shit out of it because non-distilled water leaves a lot of contaminants even after it dries.

Complete bullshit. I saw multiple when I was there, and some of the oldest mosques in the world are in China, dating back to at least 800AD

We have gigantic mountains, we could build the biggest and best pumped storage hydropower batteries in the world, and have nearly limitless storage.

My chickens can get pretty high. Only one can get a full 8ft off the ground, but they can fly pretty well for being non-flight birds. They can fly pretty far across the ground too, when they want to.

There was a set of kids in my school named Nation, Justice, and Allegiance. Thankfully 2 of them became lefties lmao.

I still don’t know how it happened, but my oldest little brother and I had this pair of walkie-talkies that would pick up this adult dudes phone conversations regularly on a specific channel, and we would troll him so hard. I kinda feel bad now, but not really because it’s a great memory.