BadlyTimedLuck

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At this point, it's more like a checklist to see how many amendments he can break.

Question: Do I have a choice on what controller I use?

For some reason, I imagined the controller scheme of a Wii and using the pointer controls to type each letter

No matter how much spray tan he uses, he could never take away Obama's achievement of being the FIRST president of color.

Nah, I imagine bank robbers as classy. These thugs look like the "gang members" they're so desperately scared of. They look like they're hiding weapons in their pockets to cause public terror. They look like they're about to jump me for being in their territory and mug me of all my belongings. They make me feel like I should avoid walking down whatever street they're holding up.

These are straight up criminals, looking like they're about to commit crime.

Dude is literally getting his parade rained on. I think even God is sending us signs

I just got one for work, and I kept giggling to myself because of this

Not to demean addicts, but is this saying that addicts are much better people than RFK BECAUSE they can get clean and learn from their mistakes

*citizens can too, but only the brown ones

This is the internet, you can say fuck. It was never meant for children under 13.

Huh, this reminded me of Five Nights at Freddy's and how even with murderous robots around, there is a safety precaution where the doors open incase power goes out.

"Habeas Corpus is that bad thing Trump wants to get rid of. How dare you question him. You get habeas corpus!"