[ship in space]
CHRONICLE OF EVENTS
ANNO DOMINI 2101
A CONFLAGRATION OF UNPRECEDENTED PROPORTIONS WAS ON THE PRECIPICE OF ERUPTION
[scared comms officer talks to a person in a chair]
CAPITAIN: WHAT TRANSPIRED?!
ENGINEER: AN UNKNOWN AGENT HAS ORCHESTRATED THE INSTALLATION OF AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: WE ARE PRESENTLY ON THE RECEIVING END OF A TRANSMISSION
CAPTAIN: WHAT?!
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: THE PRINCIPAL VISUAL INTERFACE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
CAPTAIN: COULD IT BE... YOU?!!!!
[character with vertical hair, half a robot face, and a flowing cloak looks smugly at the camera]
FELINES: SALUTATIONS, ESTEEMED GENTLEFOLK
FELINES: THE ENTIRETY OF YOUR INFRASTRUCTURAL STRONGHOLDS HAVE BEEN IRREVERSIBLY APPROPRIATED UNDER OUR DOMINION
FELINES: ONE COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE THAT YOUR TRAJECTORY IS NOW IRREVERSIBLY ALIGNED WITH CATASTROPHIC ANNIHILATION
[the captain facepalms]
CAPTAIN: COULD YOU PLEASE CLARIFY THAT ASSERTION?!
[the captain still facepalms, while felines appears in the background]
FELINES: THE PROBABILITY OF YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE IS LOOKING STATISTICALLY QUITE NULL, KINDLY EMBRACE THE FUTILITY OF RESISTANCE AND RESIGN YOURSELVES
FELINES: EH? HA! HEH HEH.
[panic on the deck of the ship]
COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER: CAPTAIN!!!
CAPTAIN: DEPLOY ALL ZIG-CLASS ASSAULT VESSELS WITHOUT DELAY
CAPTAIN: I AM FULLY CONFIDENT IN YOUR OPERATIONAL COMPETENCE
CAPTAIN: EXECUTE THE ZIG MANŒUVER
CAPTAIN: FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF JUSTICE ON A GRANDIOSE SCALE
[a ship escapes an explosion, looking sad]
https://thebad.website/comic/the_entirety_of_your_infrastructural_strongholds_have_been_irreversibly_appropriated_under_our_domin
En rapport avec ce drama qui n'a aucune raison d'être (à part l'islamophobie ambiante).
C'est parfaitement légal d'être absent pour une fête religieuse importante. La laïcité n'est pas l'athéisme, ce n'est pas l'absence de religion mais le fait de traiter de façon égale toutes les religions.