I can't play Helldivers with randos. Too many open mics with feedback, people kicking me for arbitrary reasons or not taking the "meta loadout" (come on dudes, we're playing on medium), weirdos on voice chat. I have some friends who play, but they're all on PS5 and I'm on PC and crossplay has been broken since release.
The game is fun but I've completely given up on playing until I'm able to spread democracy with my bros.
Anyone on steam wanna be friends ~~and defect to Cyberstan~~?
The terminids keep invading new planets despite having no space ships. Their blood is useful as fuel and the tutorial has you fight some domesticated ones.
How are the terminids invading all these planets?
She was helping MINORS to get HRT!!
(Anti-communist trans youtuber Keffals used to sponsor a website giving information about DIY HRT. It was the most based thing she has ever done.)
They don't understand Freedom or Patriotism, and that makes them filthy communists, and that's why we need to send thousands of our bravest/most loyal men to spill oil on a faraway planet. To protect Our Way of Life. Trying to understand these machines is a fool's errand and if you insist on continuing, I might have to report you to the nearest Democracy Officer for being an automaton sympathizer.
This is The Onion.
I am completely unable to sleep alone, it's pathetic. Bf stayed up till 3am playing Helldivers last night and I was awake to see him crawl into bed, then fell asleep immediately.
Most magicians I know are like "yeah this is bullshit, but I'm not gonna tell you how~"
Doesn't he claim to be a real psychic? Or has he finally given up the game?
One of my favorite lazy night dinners.
The weird orientalist one.
You are a pretty good-looking dude. You have a friendly face. I like your hair's swooshy deal.
Just shocking to see a selfie on this website that is usually so anal about opsec.
We just called them fortune tellers, because my friends were uncreative I guess.