Axeman666

joined 2 years ago
[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I grow out my nails for acoustic guitar so I technically always have a weapon for eye gouging. After blinding the beast I'd go after their throat as hard and as many times as I can while trying to keep distance where possible. It would never work on obvious human killing machines like tigers, gorrilas, bears, etcetera, but it might be helpful on a wolf or anything I can get my arms around. I'm getting older and don't have the stamina for fighting that I used to though so I'll probably die.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

I've had bouts of blood in my stool since I was a teenager. No doctor has ever been able to explain it so it's just something I live with.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dude, I did really well in grade school despite all the issues caused by my shitty parents. I went out on my own and went to college and watched my grades go to shit. I quit smoking weed and saw my grades improve immensely. I finished college with mostly A's and B's.

Some people can go to class and smoke weed 24/7, but I'm willing to bet that most can't. I definitely can't, it makes me way too lazy. Think about your habits. As long as you read the material you're given you should be able to pass with a decent grade without trying to hard.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why would they arrest the lunch lady?

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

If you're really unsure if they're into you just ask. In my experience women appreciate directness and confidence.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's great and all, but living in cold climates is less sustainable and uses more resources than warm climates: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/03/130328075710.htm

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I didn't realize until you pointed it out, but where the fuck is his ribcage?

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Plenty games have you die with one hit https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OneHitPointWonder

Many of those games don't have difficulty sliders either. At least with Elden Ring there are ways to make your character sturdier if you wanted to. Fingerprint shield or greatshields in general are a great start. Stat dump in health. Wear heavy armor. Grind out as many levels as you need to. It works the same as any other game. It's not like there's a permanent game over where you have to start over. Dying and growing have been the point of these games and most games since like the beginning of gaming.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

If anyone needs any advice I can help make the game easy from start to finish. Just let me know.

[–] Axeman666@sh.itjust.works -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Elden ring isn't hard. People just need to learn to adapt and try new builds. This game is too massive to play with one build unless you go for something OP. That's why they give you so many tears to reclass. Learn weaknesses and resistances, use ranged attacks, use summons, use everything you have at your disposal. That's the whole point of the game.

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