Asafum

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 32 points 6 days ago (12 children)

Democrats: "that's ok, we're not going back because we never left and never intend to! Nothing Will Fundamentally Change is our motto!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Ahhh sorry, I was a little dense. If I see relax guy it's usually used condescendingly so it kinda put me on edge and the rest didn't register as actual sarcasm. As they say, telling someone to relax often has the opposite effect lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I'm on Lemmy WAY too MUCH! I see THIS Format and I IMMEDIATELY know it's BIGMACHOLE!

It's kinda like a work of art, you've created a recognizable "brand" lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Well I see somebody here doesn't appreciate vanilla with sprinkles and butane! Don't knock it until you've tried it!

:P

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why should I be ok with this?

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"One.... Two.... Umm ... Many ... One many... Two many.... Many many..."

We are all Detritus lol

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 51 points 1 week ago (6 children)

This is literally the motto of our entire existence "lately."

"The only way to get ahead is to be a massive piece of shit. It's stupid to not be a piece of shit. There are no consequences when you succeed."

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why I hate how we discuss politics as far as labeling left, right, and center...

If our "center" is somewhere in the "bibles in school and concentration camps for immigrants" area then they aren't "centrist moderates" they're fucking right wing conservatives. Our country is comprised of a moderate conservative party an ultra conservative party... The "center" is conservative...

We say left right and center as relative positions to each other with little regard to their actual policies.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And apparently according to recent polls the absolute brain rotted dumb fuck conservative majority of this country are more supportive of Republicans than Democrat voters are of Democrats.

If an election were to happen tomorrow Trump would almost certainly win again maybe with an even larger margin... we're so boned.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 26 points 1 week ago

"Ah ha! That's how I know you don't know what you're talking about, you're an 'expert!' and they don't know anything! Checkmate!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 12 points 1 week ago

National Democrats:

Democrats: "We'd rather lose!"

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Actual genius plan to weasel out of this...

Conspiracy theorists in your party obsess over pedophile related conspiracies (true and imaginary) so you use another conspiracy to get them back on your side...

They'll 100% eat this up for sure. All he needs to do is get Pam Rubber Stamp Bondi to provide some "evidence" that has a bunch of Democrats on it and this will all be over. Any connection to him can be dismissed as his favorite "witch hunt" and "fake documents."

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