ArugulaZ

joined 1 year ago
[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you insist!

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 21 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Tankies: "B-but now we can't swing the election to Trump with our constant whining and unrealistic demands!"

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Good lord, just let people DIE. Imagine what a rotten place this would be if people with outdated mindsets continued to control the world decades or even centuries after their expiration dates. People were already angry about 80 year old presidential candidates... what happens when they're 120, or 150?

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

Bye bye, Karen.

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

"Tolerate," my ass. I'm paying the three dollars a month for ad-free Prime, because I'm not watching ads during an election year. The damn election is stressful enough as it is.

Prime Video is just barely worth the price, but now that all the Stephen J. Cannell shows have been moved to Shout Factory TV, I'm reconsidering. Between that and all the shows on Freevee (uh, what part of "ad free viewing" don't you understand?), the only tangible benefit I get from Amazon Prime is free shipping... and that free shipping isn't as fast as it used to be before the pandemic.

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago

From Jimmy Kimmel: "Usha is Hindi for 'unsatisfied woman.'"

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

After sacrificing JD Vance to a volcano, the gods showed their displeasure by giving mankind seven years of plague and pestilence.

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

With friends like those, who needs enemas? (I know, Onion headline. Still, I'm sure there are plenty of people just like him all over the world. Try again ki- Moo hoo ha ha ha!)

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Yep, I saw them coming in. Works well enough for me... Brazilians make the best Sega Genesis games!

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You're a drip. I buy DVDs used from pawn shops and garage sales. I'm leaving a mouse-sized carbon footprint; there's no "toxic trash" that didn't already exist.

[–] ArugulaZ@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 months ago

"When they go low, we go high! Ah, that brilliant political strategy that worked so well for the Democrats in 2016!" - Ronny Chieng

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