ArtieShaw

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[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago

That's a great point. We had a local private solar project that was fenced off and used to graze sheep. The sheep kept the field tidy and had built-in shelter from the sun and rain in warmer months.

It was also part of a farm-to-table project. Unfortunately, that aspect drew the outrage of a neighbor who had ties to PETA. The sheep are gone now and I don't know the details aside from the local media blowup. There may have been more to the story.

I would love it if they used it to graze goats and rented them out to local property owners. My backyard has some weird terrain that makes it a PITA to mow. Goats will even take out poison ivy with no ill effects. I'd pay for that service.

Point being - that land doesn't need to be dedicated to a single use.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 17 points 10 months ago

Not Russian, but 35 years ago there was a widely repeated translation joke: The slogan "come alive with the Pepsi generation" was translated into Chinese, but it literally meant "Pepsi revives your dead ancestors."

That example may be apocryphal, but translations are interesting. It's something to be mindful of when talking with otherwise fluent ESL people.

I had a very intelligent and fluent coworker who knew the English phrase "to shag" from the Austin Powers movies. She completely misinterpreted the meaning of "a shag carpet," though. It was so funny (and came up so infrequently) that no one ever corrected her.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 21 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I feel like this is missing "Prime Farmland"

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago

That would make sense. Unfortunately, I've known enough contrarian weirdos to see how that type of logic might make more sense (to them).

"Why are you stressing about this? Can't you just take those old clothes to Goodwill or throw them away?"

"Well, first I need to buy 30 cases of Coke and then - to make room in the car - I need to visit the park back in Indiana to scatter our dog's ashes."

Knowing that it's probably just illogical all the way down, I could believe either scenario.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago

Riker, his chair maneuvered.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago

I agree, but I think that they all share the something of the same clown quality.

I actually liked Rogan on News Radio (90s sitcom) where he played an idiot-savant repairman who could fix anything electronic, but everyone acknowledged that it would burn the place down in 48 hours if left as is. For reference, Andy Dick was also on that show. He looked competent next to Andy Dick, but not nearly as funny.

I thought Rogan really found his calling on Fear Factor, where he just urged people to eat maggot infested cheese. If that show had gone on, how different would our world look like today??

We also watched the Apprentice, but I remember it as a comedy with Trump as the butt of the joke. Did no one else get that joke?

Musk - crap on a cracker. I've heard a lot of comments on how his "pedo guy" comment changed peoples' perception of him, but holy crap. It should have come even a little bit before that. There were about a dozen children trapped in a cave in SE Asia with "hours to days" to survive, if they had even made it that long. This cave had something like a14 inch vertical choke point and muddy conditions throughout.* What does this lackwit do? This absolute knob releases footage of a prototype submarine in a swimming pool in California, being guided along by human divers and says "EMERGENCY RESPONDERS STOP WORK. I'M YOUR ONLY HOPE."

Point being: This moron does not understand what a cave is. Probably coupled with "and no one is going to tell him that."

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I was kind of thinking along the same lines. But to be truly ironclad, would you need a genie lawyer? Like not a lawyer who specialized in Genie Law, but an actual genie?

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 28 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I think it's fairly well known that there are no good genies. But otherwise, true.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've seen a gull eat a dead pigeon in the town square. I don't think I want their presents any more than the ones my cats think I do.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 15 points 10 months ago

I've spent some time editing Wikipedia, and one of the funny things is that vandals who want attention for their pranks often don't get it. Experienced editors just shut their nonsense down quietly and without a fuss. If a mistake appears to have happened through stupidity rather than malice, no one gets banned. Just a boring warning template.

Sounds like this guy didn't get the attention he wanted on the wiki platform.

That being said...

I absolutely remember the thing about the Scots editor! I heard that he was trying in good faith, quite young, a bit weird, American, and equipped with a Scots-English dictionary. He just didn't comprehend that grammar is different in other languages and that Groundskeeper Willie was nae actually speekin Scots.

I ended up feeling pretty bad for the kid, but it shows how an enthusiastic person can do an impressive amount of damage. Before the news came out, I would have pointed to the scots wiki as evidence that the language wasn't really much more than a strong regional dialect. Similar to how a really thick Boston, Philly, or eastern Kentucky accent can sound to someone from a more midwestern US location.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

More of a hardcore Jewel/Osco shopper?

No - I think Mariano's and PicknSave would be competitors in that region. I travel a bit through the US, and I'm flummoxed. My Kroger discount card works more times than not, no matter where my work takes me and no matter which the local branding is.

[–] ArtieShaw@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's like math, but with ghosts. Poorly constructed corners and whatnot.

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