Arghblarg

Aaah! Begone hellspawn!

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Oh I know little to nothing about turntables, so you're probably right :-)

Someone showed me a record turntable with what must have been a centrifugal governor! What an ingenious device. (I got the impression from him this was unusual for a turntable, at least...)

At what point can this menace be slapped with Barratry and barred from filing nuisance lawsuits? sheesh.

That's what I ended up doing. A dumb monitor is just fine, as long as you don't need a huuuge screen. The main thing is to find a good external speaker though that doesn't auto-sleep in the middle of one's show...

Hmm, more yummy mushrooms in autumn here, so that wins for me.

Which came first, Weeping Angels or SCP-173?

Heaven forbid journalists do... you know, their jobs?

A GIF of a ship? Oh, and an MP3 of "Message In A Bottle" by The Police?

Canada has always used paper, hand-counted ballots. Why anyone would trust their elections to machines which can be sabotaged is beyond me. Perhaps use them to check human-counted results, not the other way 'round.

Takes too long? Recruit more volunteers. Or, heaven forbid, pay them. Something this important deserves the resources to do it transparently and accurately.

I put on my robe and wizard hat