Applesause

its not a claim, its asserted as a plausible explanation for facts

i just realized about your name and it made me snort a lil

It's obviously under the potatoes 🙄

dilettantes smh...

Don't tell me how to live my life.

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I think I need antidepressants after reading that.

You know the strange thing, I get the impression I would be less disappointed right now if I had been up-to-date, if I had the community to console me. As it is I had this vague hopeful expectation simmering on a back burner and I just lifted the pot lid to find it kinda stinks... I really ought to know better by now than to get my hopes up, I really ought...

Wait, it came out already?! I was still waiting for release!

goddamn am i sick and fucking tired of slam journalism. if this clown wasnt set to shame in restraint for three hours at noon for the entire city to jeer and throw muck at i dont want to hear anything about a fucking pillory.

the internet was a mistake

these numbers aint mathin right

45 posts 150 comments in 8 days... decided to stop being manic...

friend, take your pills

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