ApostleO

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[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Dying is scary, because it is often painful.

Death, not so much.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yo mama so large, she's a "plus-sized" language model.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Same, unfortunately.

Also, I'm not great at carpentry.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Every day is guillotine day if you're brave enough.

The best time to build a guillotine was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

If I ever ran for president, I'd run on the platform of building a permanent, working guillotine next to every capitol building in the US. Then I'd have a giant guillotine the size of the Statue of Liberty built of American steel, and have it sent to the people of France.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I think there was also an episode where Voyager smuggled some people through hostile space by hiding them in the pattern buffer.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, for sure. I'm fine with that. But it seems clear that the writers aren't, and neither are many Trekkies.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 36 points 2 years ago (10 children)

It's my head-canon conspiracy theory that the true workings of the transporter are hidden/obfuscated, even from the technicians and engineers, to avoid the existential dread of facing the truth: you die, and then it clones you.

All these systems to make it appear as if it's a single, consistent matter stream, to leave room for the possibility of a consistent consciousness or even soul. It all falls apart in light of William Riker. You can't duplicate matter. The only feasible explanation is that they got his scan, and successfully materialized him, but the signal that would have disintegrated the original failed.

Tuvix died because people couldn't accept how many times they had technically killed their colleagues, or commited suicide.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except when it is very disturbing.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

See also: any time an AI has been given command of a vessel (except Data, and even then he caused problems a couple times).

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 39 points 2 years ago (8 children)

The in-universe answer re: drones would be that people want to explore. Sure, it's dangerous, but it's also exciting, fascinating, and fulfilling. That said, I feel like a responsible captain would make much more extensive use of probes than any of the shows.

Re: data streams, I don't have a good in-universe explanation. I have a similar question of why they don't have security cameras in all the hallways and public areas.

Also, using the transporter to go down to a planet always runs the risk of some storm or an orbital threat stranding your party. Why not use the shuttle as SOP? It gives your away team more resources, both for their mission and for an emergency.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I commented in another post that my phrase would be his "Let's go!"

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here's an idea: what if we bomb the hell out of every other industrialized nation again, so the US can enjoy another decade of easy economic dominance?

With Russia/Ukraine and Israel/Palestine, we only need one more sizeable conflict to label it World War III, right?

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