Roller skates count as vehicles
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Bzzzp. Sorry, that's six words.
There was a guy with an awfully similar name to you, asking awfully similar questions.
I'm not trying to out you if you're actually the same guy trying to get around a ban, but if you are, why pick such a similar name? It's bordering on suspicious - picking an explicitly religious name then posting about prostitutes.
If this is coincidence, and you're a completely different guy with a similar name posting about a similar topic within the space of a week, I apologise - and I don't want to freak you out too much, but you may have a doppelganger.
Very much this.
Remember, OP, it's an "ectomy" - they remove a beansprout-sized chunk of each vas deferens. You will be left missing a fairly big piece of the plumbing - it's not just a simple connect/disconnect thing.
If you do choose to have it done and you're the curious type, they'll actually let you watch if you ask.
Also, stock up on ibuprofen!
Full applause. This is a beautifully crafted joke. Genuinely did not see where it was going until the very last word. Top marks.
I think you've misunderstood - the angle is "imagine your kids find out that you did nothing about it".
It's not about blame, it's about action. Protest, boycott, recycle, petition - do everything you can to make positive change happen.
To be fair, there is another aspect to this. The children involved were mainly 3, and the eggs do say for ages 3+.
Most people don't buy teeny tiny toys for their three year olds.
It's a tricky one. I think the problem could largely be addressed by slightly raising the age to 4+, the same as Lego.
I'm getting lots of downvotes. The Principal Skinner meme comes to mind.
Is the Democratic Party at fault?
No, the millions of people who didn't want to vote for the Democratic Party are to blame.
Ah, ok. Thanks for that.
I've got even more questions now, but I won't press on!
I'm also getting the impression that I accidentally caused you to dredge up unpleasant stuff from your past - I promise it wasn't my intention. Sorry if I did.
Hope I've at least shown a side to the thing that isn't the insane/angry side that you know.
I won't react