Anomalocaris

joined 3 months ago
[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

my state of despair

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

phones need to implement personal:

if you are calling to make cancel change appointments press 1

if you are calling to share updates press 2

if you are calling about those 20$ you owe me, press 3 for venmo info

...

i want it

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

the real Bond mobile.

it better be the next 007 car

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

they tried to replace him with butters.

in The majority of South park episodes, he doesn't die.

wish they kept that running joke

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

I would like to step off this timeline please

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 24 points 1 month ago

for conservatives it's only wrong if the child can consent

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (11 children)

maybe I'm cynical, but he always gave me the wrong vibes.

like I'm waiting for the revelation that he did something terrible.

I get the same vibes from blippy, I hated when my ex let my kids watch it in unlimited autoplay.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I just got my shit together and you blow it up!!!

rude

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

yhea, recycling plastic garbage into microplastics.

not sure if it's an improvement.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

hate speech laws make sense.

but was asking specifically about the US, which was stupid because the article is about the UK

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

We could then use vampires to determine who owns a house, if a house is abandoned for a while and there are squatters.

the squaters and legal owner invite vampires in, if the legal owner vampire cant, he looses the right to the house, if the squatter's vamp cant get in, they get evicted.

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