My ass struggles because it won't stop shidding and farding.
As a short person, I feel fearful about dating someone my height or shorter than my height because I want someone like ButtBidet to be my extended person who can grabbed my canned beanis that we keep on the top of the shelf for security reasons (because beanis is very sacred).
A person wrote this and had all the time in the world to ponder if she should hit that button that shows this post for all of the internet to see. Clearly, she didn't use that time to the best of her ability.
Someone named their band after one of my most embarrassing middle school moments? Damn, I'm honored.
Biden mpreg is definitely something that most likely exists in some horrendous depths of the internet that we shall not venture into
theory
I recently broke up with my partner, and that relationship helped me to realize how comfortable I am with being single. She wasn't a bad person, but we are greatly incompatible, and I wouldn't be able to be in a relationship long-term with anyone unless they're a very niche kind of person. I'd rather be single than loosen my standards, full stop.
Volcel Police, Chill!
I might be open to less serious, more """"casual"""" encounters, though. I'm not talking about one-night kind of things, as I'm not big on these kinds of interactions with absolute strangers, but I could be friends with someone who I'm a "bit more than just friends with but also not really." (convoluted way of saying FWB lmao) However, I wouldn't take anyone as a candidate for a life partner unless they were that niche kind of person I referenced above.
you are on periphery
mfw:
Wonkin' my willy rn