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When someone drops a "beanis isn't funny" post, this is how I imagine them in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Truly the nuanced centrism this world needs nowadays

Your bi-opsy results are in. It's malignant in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

The good kind of laissez-faire

Your bi-opsy results are in. It's malignant in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, I already found that person! Guess who it is? doin-your-mom

Your bi-opsy results are in. It's malignant in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oil me up, buttercup! panting

Your bi-opsy results are in. It's malignant in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Sometimes I feel like the only reason I have a "word" for my sexual orientation to begin with is the fact that people are obsessed with classifying it. I could go "unlabeled," but I guess that'll get people wondering who could be a potential partner for me (plot twist: I don't care about gender at all. I'm pan.)

EFFECT is when I have sex with your mum AFFECT is when I have sex with your dad in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could technically swap 'em

EFFECT is when I have sex with your mum AFFECT is when I have sex with your dad in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

apes

racist

New fidget tick unlocked. RIP YOUR FUCKING FRENULUMS WITH YOUR FINGERS AND TOUNGE. in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

Rip and tear

Lemmy libs, why should I vote for Biden if he’s beholden to congress and the Supreme Court, the ladder being unaccountable by anyone? in c/politics@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

[Here's how to actually prevent the end of democracy.]PIGPOOPBALLS

Sex is kind of fun sometimes ngl in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I relate, but when I was recovering from surgery, I was more concerned about how your mom would feel than anything else. doin-your-mom

Sex is kind of fun sometimes ngl in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

snipes-hesitation "I never wanted to be an owl hunter..."

You larpers keep telling people that genociders are bad. You achieve nothing. Vote blue save democracy. 🥺 in c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
[–] Angel@hexbear.net 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't trust white trans liberals any more than I trust white cis liberals...

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Opeth - Windowpane [Prog] (7:45) (www.youtube.com)
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Dir En Grey - Yokan [Japanese Rock] (4:40) (www.youtube.com)
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The statement "Some people like a big fat creamy load in their coffee" is actually completely true (hexbear.net)
 

No innuendos. It's just facts!

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Satire implies the existence of Stoodire (hexbear.net)
 

Poe's Law can't account for that!

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Dream Theater - Learning to Live [Progressive Metal] (11:35) (www.youtube.com)
 

As cliché as it is to say these kinds of things, this is one of those songs that lifted me up through all my struggles.

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K Castillo - Renai Circulation but It’s Heavy [Anime Song/Metal/Djent] (www.youtube.com)
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Misha "Bulb" Mansoor - Godma [Instrumental Progressive Metal] (www.youtube.com)
 

What is Godma? what-the-hell

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MFW She Pulls Harder on the Strings of My Martyr (hexbear.net)
 
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average c/badposting user's search history (hexbear.net)
 
  • beanis rule 34
  • how to clean up shid and doodoo stains
  • why do none of my friends find my dick jokes funny
  • biden quotes
  • beanis rule 34
  • am i a lib quiz
  • who was carl mark
  • beanis rule 34
  • ancient internet memes
  • beanis rule 34
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Wide Eyes - Samsara (feat. David Maxim Micic) [Instrumental Progressive Metal/Djent] (www.youtube.com)
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Animals as Leaders - Private Visions of the World [Instrumental Progressive Metal/Djent] (www.youtube.com)
 

This song is a sandwich because it goes like:

  1. Clean and melodic section
  2. Brutal, distorted, and thumpy 9-string guitar breakdown that takes your virginity multiple times just by listening to it once
  3. Clean and melodic section
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Alice Cappelle - Bumble and the Sexual Revolution (www.youtube.com)
 

When the bourgeois, liberal, and essentialist takeover of feminism makes me lose faith in the movement as a whole, Alice Cappelle comes back to restore that lost faith!

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