Angel

I wanna bean the minority

Being a queer person raised in a strict Catholic household taught me that this is pretty damn true. I'd get all sorts of inconsistencies and mental gymnastics when it came to their homophobia and transphobia. For instance, people like my devout-ass grandparents would say "Lying is a sin, and you'll go to hell if you do it," but there were times where they literally lied to me about such matters. My grandparents said "We're not going to talk about LGBTQ-related subjects because it causes too much strife" when I was in their household, but simultaneously, they tried to bring it back up! They got upset when I told them that I'd rather not talk about it due to the inevitable conflict, and they got doubly upset when I said "Didn't you say this subject was now off-limits?"

How about you sniff deez nuts

Congratulations, you've succeeded at making me want to turn off my internet permanently and become one with nature.

To show the lack of ClearType

TERFs: "We're against gender ideology because trans people are a threat to women's rights!"

Also TERFs: "Let's support right-wing politics, a tendency against women's rights, because they also happen to be against trans rights!"

overtly anti-free speech messaging

I can guarantee you that these kinds of people would lose their shit if people "cancelled" a game developer that released a pro-fascist game.

The only time you're not ace is when you have quiet moments alone with beanis

Queer often means "Anyone who isn't both heterosexual AND cisgender." Some people throw in "allosexual" in the mix too because some cishet aces would call themselves queer, which is valid too because identity is ultimately personal and up to one's preferred interpretation. Speaking of that, you say that you don't look at queerness and gender identity as necessarily related, but some queer people do, and that is to be respected even if you wouldn't use such terminology for yourself in the context of gender identity.