MLK on steroids
One addition I had to make to this was that I added 3 tablespoons of nooch. I could not have gone without it! It's amazing. I added a hint of sriracha while eating it as well. Would recommend!
Very uplifting dj0nt 
Did you ask him for photos?
quality answer
joe biden
You're gonna have to get banned for this one
Am I missing something about why this is NSFW
Yee Yee Ass
My blackness: 
When I was a barista not too long ago, this older customer with an Israeli flag on his car asked me (androgynous, gender-neutral name) in the drive-thru: "What's the name on your birth certificate?"
That exact phrasing. Not even "what's your real name?" or "what's the name on your ID?" to achieve merely the most basic level of boomer transphobia. He wants to go way back to the hospital I was born at when my mom told the doctor to write this particular combination of letters on my birth certificate because he must know what that combination of letters is; that's very vital information for him.
I told him that the name on my name tag at work is my birth name (which isn't true, but who cares? Not like he deserves a true answer anyway). Thankfully, he took it and drove off with his shitty decaf espresso.
Lemmitors about to screenshot this post as their definitive proof of Hexbear's TRUE agenda!
You mirrored this queer POC's exact thoughts right here.
Rice?
Where's THE DAMN ROTI!? 
Kidding, I'd smash either way.
Gotta love centrists and their overt smugness and superiority complex because they feel like they're so damn nuanced in "not taking a side" during such polarizing times!