AmericaDelendaEst

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[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

bwaa!!! Bwaaa turn around, bobby!!

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

I wonder why elon musk went from getting all these subsidies from the democrats to being all in on Trump

Was it becoming the most divorced man in America

[–] AmericaDelendaEst@hexbear.net 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Food safety experts, am I the asshole?

I cooked some tofu to like 150ish, put it straight into a vapor cabinet warmer to hold it while i did other shit, panned it out and drizzled barbecue sauce and mustard over it (things that are literally safe to eat... cold!) and put it out on the hot line

The supervisor immediately comes straight to it like omg we need to temp this IMMEDIATELY despite there being like 20 minutes to service

It registers 134 degrees. He shits his pants, it needs to go back, omg put it in the steam oven

The fucking haacp or wtf ever sheet says tofu needs to be cooked to 135, it was, if it needs to be >135 on the hot line for service, IT WOULD HAVE REACHED IT IN LITERALLY 20 SECONDS. It was ONE DEGREE. That fucking hot line would bring it to 150+ easily by the time we open!

There is no way in fucking hell, not even with satan and god's combined fucking efforts, that there is even the remotest possibility of this food being unsafe to eat. There is going to be literally fuck dick all bacterial growth in the time it would take to get that one fucking degree of temperature

I start asking about it and I get all this "you're the idiot" attitude, but I think the guy's just a rules-following nerd who doesn't think about what the rules are actually for. Bacteria aren't fucking magic, I understand time-temperature abuse and literally less than a minute of being sub 135° isn't going to do shit.

 

I am teetering on the knife's edge in this playthrough but it's 1843 and I don't remember how (this is an old save lol) but I have Persia, Dai Nam, and Burma as protectorates, soo close to having a negative liberty desire increase (just need my infamy to drop), just got Benin as well, so while maybe I'm doing some horrible colonialism, the good news is I've prevented the Anglos and the Fr*nch from their usual easy avenues of expansion.

I just need to yknow, not fuck up (i have literally no idea where to go from here lol)

 

I'm 5 episodes in but basically the premise is it's OP'S favorite brand of slop, an isekai, where a woman works herself to death and gets reincarnated as the daughter of a magical artificer. She ends up learning artificery from him and invents things like a hair dryer and waterproof fabric (i.e. 'plastic' but from slimes). She ends up engaged to her fellow apprentice, who immediately turns into a total tool, telling her she's "too tall" with heels on, criticizing her hair, her glasses, etc. Fuck this guy, what a nerd. Then he has the audacity to have an affair and leave her- but that's okay, he sucked anyway and she's got a sick ass artificer's tower to live in. He had to pay her reparations, lol get fucked loser!

Also she meets a cute knight guy who actually doesn't suck, except he's all "😌 i could just be her friend for eternity 😌" so you know it's going to be a long and arduous journey until they fuckin kiss already (unless they don't and i've just been trolling myself)

Im giving it 4 out of 5 slop stars so far

 

You might not like it but this is what peak green bean looks like