Alwaysnownevernotme

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Assemble! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

None of them are appropriate to have around children.

"Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It's a line from Jessie Welles "Certain"

https://youtu.be/ptX2ilHYpCk

YouTube will start using your view history to guess if you're an adult in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

YouTube thinks I'll buy a Rolex LMFAO

"Steam Did Not Respond To Us": Collective Shout Defends Calling On Payment Processors To Ban Adult Games in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Backass preachers out in Oklahoma getting high and stoned on their own aroma.

Ghislaine Maxwell Lawyer Says She Will Only Testify for Immunity or Clemency in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Hope she's immune to bedsheets.

I feel like they are trying to kill media on the NYC shooting bc it involved a CEO in c/Mirror@50501.chat
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They were going ham on the "Off duty cops family" part.

I would call doing the thing the government pays you to train for for a private corporation "Moonlighting".

As god has Slayed in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Painfully Accurate in c/SandwichPosting@sh.itjust.works
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Look. When you gave me that cloak of spider climb you should have known being on the ceiling would become a core tenant of my personality.

[DS2] Don't be scared off by the memes. in c/soulslike@lemmy.zip
Listen, if drunk me did or said something, you’ve got to take it up with drunk me. Don’t tell sober me, because we don’t know what happened. We weren’t there. in c/Wiseposting@sh.itjust.works
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

That motherfucker just makes boozy brunch plans for me after he finishes all my liquor. He gets to come out earlier and earlier. His decisions are my decisions insofar as I am responsible for his actions and have to support his lifestyle. But I am in effect his chauffeur.

Mmm very wise.

Gr*ekoid filth... in c/roughromanmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Behold my descendance

Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath frontman and icon of British heavy metal, dies aged 76 in c/world@lemmy.world
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