Not everything is about you, champ.
Almacca
joined 5 months ago
Apparently, a lot more men need to learn this.
We seem to be trying to find out with this guy.
And it was one of his "very good moments" when he turned him down, because turning down the chance to fuck kids is a high bar for him.
Fewer dumb kids.
Driving a manual helps with that.
He cheats at golf as well.
The fact that Alex Kurtzman keeps getting work reinforces my decision to just not bother.
:checks trailers: meh
I can't think of any off the top of my head, but this bit by Peter Kay always has me in tears.
Also, the technical term is 'Mondegreen'
Edit: I'm also reminded of a Colin Hay one man show I went to years ago where he told a story about a bloke that requested the 'song about the goats' at a gig. Turns out it was Overkill - "Goats appear and fade away". He then went on to tell a long story about a sharehouse he lived in in his youth that decided to get a goat to keep the lawn down. Man that was a good show.
Everyone fruitlessly fighting the culture wars really need to learn that that's all just a distraction, and it's actually a class war, which we're losing.