AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 13 hours ago

Dessau has been on my bucket list for a while, because of the Bauhaus site. Though, having read this, maybe that window has closed.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 points 20 hours ago

Client Liaison, if you extend your definition of funk to 80s Minneapolis boogie groove.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 18 points 20 hours ago

“Someone put shit in my diaper!”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 points 21 hours ago

I look forward to President Harris opening the new Ohio rail link.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I’m imaging them gathered around him singing “For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow” and raising their glasses to him, before presenting him with an oversized stock certificate

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The human mind has limited capacity for things to pay attention to. If your attention is occupied with tiptoeing around the loaded guns scattered all over the floor, sooner or later you’ll slip and trip over one.

Of course, you’re a virtuoso programmer, so you can pirouette balletically around the floorguns as you deliver brilliantly efficient code. Which is great, until you have an off day, or you get bored of coding, run off to join the circus as a professional knife-juggler and your codebase is inherited by someone of more conventional aptitude.

Programming languages offering to keep track of some of the things programmers need to be aware of has been a boon for maintainability of code and, yes, security. Like type systems: there’s a reason we no longer write assembly language, squeezing multiple things into the bits of a register, unless we’re doing party tricks like demo coding or trying to push very limited systems to their limits.

Daniel can be plausibly American as easily as it can be German. Klaus or Reinhardt sounds American only if it’s someone’s great-grandfather from before WW1, whose parents immigrated in 1848.

Hey, if you don’t have traumatic brain injury, what are you doing on Lemmy?

They can make the age of consent for porn (or any unconventional sexuality) 25, which will also let them slip in their long-mooted plan to make that the age of consent for gender affirming care.

Heartbreaking: the worst person in the world just made a good point

A normal day on 4Chan

That would be the new ecologically-sound funeral service

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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