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Spoiler: “erotic mushroom” is the pet name the parents have for the dad’s penis.

Septic masculinity

You just rediscovered Dark Calvinism

Or forces them to take their diarrhoea medicine (a known radicalising factor for the men’s rights movement)

His next project is a reboot of the Monty Python “Mr. Gumby” skit

Which is apparently why burritos from old-school eateries taste so good: they don’t wash the griddle, and the secret sauce is the essence of the entrails of generations of pigs and chickens

Deny, defend, depose

“boomer” now just means “no-longer-young person”, and we’re a decade or two away from millennials being boomers.

Wonder who’ll buy the IP of Sesame Street when it goes to auction, and how they’ll enshittify it.

Authoritarians are probably less likely to keep cats, either because they’re not obedient/useful or because keeping cats is coded as feminine and thus contemptible.

What did the Romans use asbestos for?

If the peasant is from medieval Japan, they may at least understand the umami component