AllNewTypeFace

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 7 hours ago

Deny, defend, depose

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 7 hours ago

“boomer” now just means “no-longer-young person”, and we’re a decade or two away from millennials being boomers.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 7 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Wonder who’ll buy the IP of Sesame Street when it goes to auction, and how they’ll enshittify it.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 29 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Authoritarians are probably less likely to keep cats, either because they’re not obedient/useful or because keeping cats is coded as feminine and thus contemptible.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

What did the Romans use asbestos for?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If the peasant is from medieval Japan, they may at least understand the umami component

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 4 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They probably see her as “one of the good ones”

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 32 points 18 hours ago

One Sony Greenland please

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 16 points 18 hours ago

If it was cheaper than people who needed it were willing to pay to not die, the manufacturers would be leaving money on the table. Which is maybe how they do things in Communist France, but this is the land of the free…

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 18 hours ago

They have a wet lettuce leaf at hand and everything

I wouldn’t be surprised if many soldiers contracted it during the notoriously brutal dedovschina hazing rituals they’re subjected to on induction.

Pity that the UK is stuck with first-past-the-post, and outside of tactical voting, third parties mostly act as spoilers.

Having said that, perhaps their achievement will be to peel off the Reform voters who aren’t bloody-minded racists, allowing Starmer to secure a second term of lukewarm neo-Blatcherism.

 

Apparently DOGE isn’t killing enough people (literally or metaphorically)

 

2024: Ireland accuses Israel of genocide. Israel ends diplomatic relations with Ireland. Ireland’s membership in the EU protects it from punitive sanctions from Israel’s allies

2025: The UK starts dumping non-EU-compliant goods into the EU customs zone through Ireland, undercutting EU producers. The EU moves to suspend Ireland from the Customs Union. Ireland calls on the EU for diplomatic backup. Germany replies “lol get rekt antisemites”. Ireland is reunited as an economic satellite of the UK, a century or so after independence

 
 

Big Tiddy Garfield:

graffiti drawing in black marker on a blue wall of Garfield with huge breasts, captioned "GARFIES"

 

Allegations that bomb detectors from an Israeli firm are configured to let bombs through if they have a specific code (presumably used by Mossad). The title is a reference to an anti-counterfeiting watermark used in currency

 

Teledildonics and eugenics: what more could you ask for?

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