Alaskaball

And if he becomes president it'll be legal too.

Not that he would actually do it since he had the chance the first time he was El presidente

I've also occasionally won by cheesing the brits by counter-invading random fucking places to draw their armies out and even one time invaded Ireland and almost capitulated them before they kicked me off and those bought me enough time and war exhaustion points to get a ceasefire without moving the capital

Most of the times I've won its by relocating the capital to like ningxia or somewhere west on day 1 then reorganizing the armies so the green armies that are all infantry divisions are also packed full of conscript levies and use them exclusively on the defense with the proper banner armies receiving proper artillery and upgrading the calvary to like dragoons or lancers and using them on the defense in the main front or for being sent to defend against landing attempts in vassal states.

Also rush tech for line infantry while spending the time in the lead-up to and during the actual war building either artillery factories and/or firearm factories and resources to feed into them.

Focusing on absolute defense to bring the war to a white peace draw wins the war in your favor ultimately. Even taking an income hit by accepting to pay war indemnities to push the negotiations over the edge to end the war is acceptable as it doesn't fulfill any of the loss qualifications for the opium wars quest.

Ooh, I guess we didn't have one of those up here

There's a moment where they go to FYE

You mean like "that game was FYE"?

Holy shit goddamn

Lmfao def want to hear if it is or isn't now

Oh Melinda's has good hot sauce

class of '09

Let me know how it is, I've been eyeing that our of idle curiosity for a while now

Poor baby had to eat frozen sour cream blended with sugar instead of ice cream

Did you use a paper towel or just raw dogged it in the microwave?

Much like a puppy surrounded by cats growing up won't necessarily want to play fetch-the-stick or tug-of-war with an old sock