Alamutjones

The donut festival has a stall where all the offerings are missing essential attributes of donut.

No sugar, no dairy, no gluten, no YEAST, no...basically, no donut

I feel like I’ve lazed in bed enough

I’m so impressed that you cross dimensions for us

6/10, I’ll take it

Funeral complete. Lovely to see people, even if it is like this

Okay. Time to start my day

I hope this goes as smoothly as you need it to

Step 4: Cup of Tea

I walked out of work at lunch yesterday. My boss was understanding about it - he is…aware of my week! - but I’m now in the grey area where I’m sort of waiting on funerals.

First one of the two is tomorrow

Good morning Gibson

The lift in my apartment building is full of confetti. It is a mystery

I’m a bit better off today. I’ll be better for a gym session