Alamutjones

Are you feeling better, bacon?

Good morning possums. I’ll be home later, so please make sure the key’s under the mat

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How the fuck should I know how to start a chicken dance

I broke the connecting strap of my little shoulder bag 🙁

As today is a chill day before footy tonight, I'm venturing out for a new one

Poor bacon. Here, have some 🫚🫖

So, uh...this is dessert

I don't think I COULD read a book with that setting. In a city I didn't know it might be different, but not Melbourne

I have ordered a frankly stupid size of schnitzel

Yarp. A day on Cottesloe. I've been in and out of the water all afternoon

I have substituted lemon gelato

This episode of my holiday is called BEEEEEEACH

My French is better than I thought. I managed to direct/have a lengthy conversation with a French tourist who was gifted with enthusiastic but terrible English skills.

I’ve also picked up a katsu curry bowl and am ready to withdraw into seclusion for the evening.