Akasazh

Guns are patriotism now?

Not at all. It causes him discomfort and diverses his voter base. So it's very much worth it.

It's a lot like making love in a canoe.

... Fucking close to water

That's funny to most Dutch people. For multiple reasons.

First 'Tom Poes' (pronounced pouce) is a Dutch Comic character and a cat, as 'poes' means cat (and vagina, but that's another matter).

But also a tompouce is probably the most iconic Dutch pastry, which was named after Admiraal Tom Pouce, the stage name of Jan Hannema a once famous little person performer from the 19th century.

What strikes me now is that the 'thumb' meaning in this stage name was an allusion to his shortness, like Tom Thumb.

This image says it all.

Are you suggesting anybody would do that on the internet, lie? On an imageboard no less?

Preposterous!

I don't like the sound of fermented cabbage either.

It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.

James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being

And I will deadname him every chance I have

I assume yours would be lame as most of these are?