Akasazh

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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Sambal Oelek

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 12 points 4 months ago

'idiots' is my preferred term. I'm in favor of calling stupid people out again. Too long has stupidity been condoned and even championed 'He tells it like it is'.

They are morons and need to be called that unabashedly.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah that was his brand

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

The picking of cherries, however, not so closely regulated ;p

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 14 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Banned in the EU not Europe. For example, the UK

Good thing they left the European Union so they could have blue passports and toxic additives!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 52 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Salvador Dali was a practitioner:

"The most important thing in the world is the arsehole." For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali's tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins' behinds into candelabra.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

2 Questions:

Is it as affordable as steel?

How clean is the production process?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 4 months ago

I just got banned by saying 'Ivermectin' (literally, that was the whole comment) in a thread on /r/askhistory about weird drug usage by Hitler.

The reason: Harrasment (3 day ban).

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

I've found the zombie!

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