Tbh this alone should get you jail time, as far as I'm concerned.
Akasazh
I'm afraid my messianic powers got revoked when I embraced atheism...
It doubles as a weapon: soak your enemies in it to do mini-critical damage.
Source: I played to much tf2
And fabricated liver sausage from nothing
This reads like American Psycho
If you're into literature and willing to explore the absurdity of conspiracy theorists then Foucault's Pendulum by Humberto Eco is a great read.
And somehow prophetic regarding the post truth world...
This isn't helping the case of convincing people that the German language is entirely fabricated
But they're rich people who abuse the system for their own personal gain. It's only bad if poor people do that.
::: spoiler
/S
This kind of petty harassment, however unlikely to garner results, really vibes with me.
Shame, he did deserve that stoning