Ageroth

Curious what country, article is from Rochester NY it seems

Firefly vs lightning bug

I've always called them fireflies growing up but it seems like that's dependent on where you grew up

Sounds like it's time to take those skills to another party

Moist and warm. Slice of cake : toilet seat

Actually heard this on the radio a couple weeks ago and it's been in my head ever since

That's quite a lot of work that "if" is doing. Pretty sure humans going extinct isn't on the schedule any time soon

Yep that's OJ

https://thenakedgun.fandom.com/wiki/Officer_Nordberg

OJ was a main character in the Naked Gun movies that also starred Leslie Nielsen

I think it's the same as ther-MOM-iter. Pe-DOM-iter

Pedometer is the first one that comes to mind for me.

Pedometer is my favorite of these. How many pedo's ya get in today?

That's what I remember, it was supposed to be an anthology season, each one new stories of people gaining powers and leaning to use them. Then "save the cheerleader save the world" was so damn popular the exec's wouldn't let the characters go