Affidavit

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[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 105 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I swear dumbarses like this live in a bubble. Who in their right mind would give their identity documents or bank cards to a porn site? If the UK government enacts this silly legislation it just means UK residents will use non-UK sites.

Some people really need a reality check.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I would rather consent be taught to children and teenagers in schools than for this to be included in university curriculums as is the current trend.

I am an adult who decided to improve upon some of my qualifications recently. In order to get my results I am forced to complete and pay for a 'how not to rape people' class. All the fucks given to anyone who thinks it's appropriate to tell a grown adult who has committed no crime how to go about not raping someone.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have never smoked in my life, but I am one hundred percent against the government deciding that I am not permitted to take up the habit should I choose. Seriously, fuck you. People framing the scrapping of this as being 'right-wing' clearly have no understanding of what the 'right' and the 'left' stand for.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, it's much healthier to buy a packet of cigarettes from the g̶o̶v̶e̶r̶n̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ supermarket than buying those scary vapes.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

Do you like random images of scantily clad people? What about fantastical images of otherworldly landscapes?

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[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From my experience this silliness is due to corporations constantly 'restructuring' in an attempt to make more profit by cost cutting.

I'm pretty confident that in almost every case you see a senior when there is no corresponding junior, it's because they decided to make a position redundant.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Was he happy the next episode?

Edit: Sorry, that wasn't really called for... Go Zoidberg!

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

1.2 million houses over 5 years while planning to grant 1 million permanent visas in that same time period? While also making it easier to get work visas and massively extending the length of post-study 'reward' visas?

The unrealistic 'aspirational' goal isn't even enough to cover the damage they're causing with their irresponsible migration policies.

Edit: Added for context for those unfamiliar. People who study in Australia are 'rewarded' by being able to apply for 'temporary graduate visas'. These visas are being extended more and more over the past few years, with people able to remain up to an additional 6 years after they finish their study with no work limitations.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

That followed an alert on Tuesday by ProMED, a publicly available reporting system for emerging diseases and outbreaks, saying that hospitals in Beijing and elsewhere in China were “overwhelmed with sick children” amid outbreaks of pneumonia.

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 8 points 2 years ago

Interesting tidbit from Labor (Jacinta Collins): "...We accept that and we take responsibility for that..."

Glad to see they're admitting they're the ones responsible for this mess. Now, how are you going to compensate me for my stolen data?

[–] Affidavit@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago

I would like to be told that, "You're free to go, we've decided not to execute you", then spend the next day joyfully celebrating on rides at Disneyland, followed by being shot in the head by a professional hitman without my knowledge. If I have to be executed, at least I can die happy... Shame about spraying my blood over all those kids at Disneyland though.

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