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It's the difference between telling your base you're going to give them exactly what they want because they're good and the dems lecturing their base that if they aren't excited to vote for Biden despite him telling you he doesn't give a shit about what you want it's because you don't understand politics.

He's a giant stupid asshole but he's still a better politician than dems. But just because that bar is literally underground.

"Pope Gayis"

First of all, really great stuff there. The right is getting better at comedy etc.

Second, there are few things funnier than catholics denouncing the pope and not realizing they are, literally by their own lore, sacriligous.

Just dont let anybody who pronounces part of their name "thuh thoyd" and you'll eliminate like 80% of cases like this.

Super cool that we're also redoing the part of the early 20th century where you have to be constantly vigillant of flim-flam men.

It's literally not better.

At best it will have zero effect because the scale of aid needed would require round the clock airdrops from a neverending stream of the biggest planes we have and at worst Isreal is going to use it like a bait pile to shoot more people.

And in the meantime you won't be allowed to criticize America because "were the only country directly giving aid to the palestinians"

Burning down my neighbors house with everybody locked inside then throwing a handful of saltiness at the smoldering remains so nobody gets mad at me.

Seriously it defeats the purpose of being two sentence horror if both "sentences" are just a full paragraph with no punctuation.

Are you kidding me, condescending scolding is the primary language of libs.

"Please start your comments with the following question answered at the top:

“Will you vote for Biden in the 2024 election?” [Y/N]"

Holy shit you literally have to pledge fealty to the democratic party to have the right to speak over there.

Damn authoritarians.

Liberals speedrun going from telling us we dont know anything to criticizing us for being smug we were right for the 1000th time any%

Maybe if people would stop calling us dumb tankies who don't know how the world works we would stop saying "told you so" everytime we were proven right, again

Also eat my whole ass

"They" once again being liberals.

A bunch of people were saying that it was about to happen, specifically people with access to information that would make them qualified to make that prediction.

Those same people are now saying ukraine has no way to win.

Its just that, once again, the entirety of the liberal media hegemony lied to you to maintain the status quo.

We really have to come up with a common phrase.

Doesn't matter if it's "nobody" or "uncommitted" or "ceasefire" but I really wish everybody could pick one slogan to clearly demonstrate how many more votes he would have gotten if he wasn't a genocidal fascist.