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This is always hilarious to hear because when they do come together to get stuff done we get stuff like the patriot act, end of net neutrality, and more private prisons.

Turns out not even being able to articulate a political agenda is a shortcoming and you dont want politicians just doing things for the sake of it.

Also libs talking about Hailey like she's a moderate compared to Trump is a really strong argument that not everybody should have the right to vote. They have the exact same agenda but Hailey will actually pursue it for 5 minutes before getting bored and spending the afternoon coming up with a new way to grift the base.

It's the meme of a leftist complaining about Biden so a magat wanders in and says they agree so the leftists hits them in the face with a brick.

That's because you aren't completely brain poisoned by fox news so you don't consider it wokeness anytime you see a non white person working a job or a homeless person not being pressed into oil.

Continuing to actually be super racist against Chinese people but saying Xi is a better president than Biden and calling libs racist when they try to argue seems pretty on brand to me but you're probablly right.

I'd also say they're to sexist to care about the integrity of records in women's sports or to homophobic to defend gay people but if it gives them a chance to shit on Trans people or Islam they're more than happy to hold some positions with no internal consistency.

Seriously wish I had the business acumen and financial savvy to buy a company, show up every day and do everything I can to fuck upbthat company, and then watch the stock price talenoff when I make the brilliant business decison to stop intentionally fucking everything up every day.

Could have saved a lot of time and effort by just writing "bulldoze it, strip itnfornparts, sell what's left to western real estate developers, hope Isreal drives them off for good"

Honestly surprised he's going for the right wing grift as usually movie stars and wrestlers are pretty happy to try to stay on china's good side which is not going to be popular with his planned voting base.

Although at this point I can totally see chuds starting to support China to own the libs so who knows.

This lines up with the most hilariously bullshit video I've ever seen of him fishing and landing a huge, very obviously dead fish that unfortunately was all juuuuust off camera until it was in his hands.

He's pandering to real Americans, and by real Americans I mean the dumbest 20% of your high school class.

Because 90% of jobs don't just let you do leisure activities on the clock and doing literally anything makes time go faster than sitting around doing literally nothing.

Who could have guessed making your vp pick the person whos biggest moment was calling you out for being an ancient racist might lead to a tense working relationship.

Even funnier would be right after the election but before inauguration.

The candidates 90% of the popukation voted for are both dead. Do you preserve the veneer of democracy while abandoning the sacred norms and hold another election or do they fully rip off the bandaid stop even pretending to be a representative form of government and both just agree on a candidate 80% of the country despises.

Plan A was do whatever they want while telling the voters to suck their balls because that's what's worked for the last 30 years. And then if and when that doesn't work they get to be the opposition party who sends out fundraising letters and scolds any actual protestors.