Adkml

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Trump getting way to much credit for monopoly and poker face.

Monopoly would deffinitly lead to a physical altercation in under 10 minutes after Trump insists on being banker and then somehow 5 minutes later the bank has no bills over $50 because Trump maintained eye contact with you while just taking money for himself.

If he got a good hand in poker he would deffinitly do a comically overexagerated "well I certainly hope nobody bets a lot of money because I've gotta say I've got a very poor hand I'm just going to put a bunch of money in and stay in anyway just to see what happens sure hope noby else matches"

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Especially hilarious because it was the relative of former Transportation Secretary.

I know that's not really her job but it sure as fuck sounds funny.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

*not ANY ANY ANY ANY

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey! Fuck you buddy.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

God if this isn't a summary of the actual reason a lot of socialist projects fail.

"Were not participating because it won't work because people are selfish" - liberals

socialists sacrifice, labor and struggle to make the dream a functional reality

"Hey we'd like some of those benefits you guys have created also were still not going to admit it worked and try to undermine you by being selfish assholes" - liberals

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like a second movie where the theme is "he has a girlfriend" is a weird one to go for after the major twist in the first one was that the women he thought was his girlfriend ended up just being a random neighbor.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

*getting stuck at the supermarket for an hour because somebody parked on three sides of you and you need either an open space behind you or next to you to get this thing out of a standard parking space

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Also "the government controls your house" means the government gives you a house.

As opposed to under capitalism where nobody gets a house because the government let 4 companies buy them all

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

In the later books Harry gets a slave and doesn't free him but its ok because the slave is rude.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Perfectly, he got rid of all the "bots" that disagreed with him and all the totally real people left all agree with him so much they even use the same language

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nobody is bodyshaming stop playing into the stereotype of "progressives" who ignore all context and the multiple explanations to try to get offended about something that didn't happen.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

Seems like adding "which is very similar to the society nazis lived in" to the end of that statement makes it a little more pointed but maybe I'm giving the guy too much credit. After all most of his actual effort seems to go towards indulging his foot fetish and having as many white people say the n word as possible in films not social commentary.

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