Adkml

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[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We build a giant slingshot to shoot the cars

But we have something to catch them if they don't make it.

And well have to be able to catch them going either way so we'll need two of them, separated by direction of travel.

And we'll make the catchers out of something that the cars can glide along.

Actually we'll make it so the cars can push off the catching device so they don't end up stopping before the end.

And then every car will need a way to propel themselves so we'll install a power unit in each one.

Then we'll add wheels to take advantage of rolling momentum instead of jsut sliding.

I've done it again.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

Lmao this really is the best distillation of liberal propaganda.

Evil enemy nation is doing ridiculous and unbelievable thing. Ok so maybe they aren't actually doing that thing. OK yea I'll concede we are doing that thing.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I don't even feel bad about it.

We legitimately tried for years to give them good advice that running an octagenarian that 75% of the general public doesn't want to run paired with somebody who couldn't crack 10% in any primary was a bad idea.

They told us we were just Russian trolls or we didn't know how elections work.

Congrats, you got exactly what you want.

Watching the defectors having a moment of clarity and feeling completely confused when they have to point out things like HES THE PRESIDENT is a cherry on top.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Honestly I get blue Maga more than the defectors.

They've been denying reality for years and telling everybody that doesn't agree Biden is a successful progressive a Russian troll, they're just reverting to instinct.

The more baffling thing is the portion of blue Maga that somehow just realized a week ago Biden was a senile arrogant fipshit despite us telling them that for a decade.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The lib infighting is the best schadenfreude I've had in years. I don't know what's better the remaining blue Maga watching half their heros betray them or watching the people who just now realized that Biden is a senile arrogant dipshit get completely exasperated by getting called a Russian troll for their first time.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 82 points 1 year ago (8 children)

The best presidential candidate in the history of this country ran from jail.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Her initial election was the party trying to hang her. She's one of like three people that legit doesn't have to toe the party line because they'll be re-elected regardless.

This is just her continuing her speed run of being this generations Pelosi, there's zero excuse.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that's right of like half of the members of congress lol

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yea they'll have to wait like 12 hours before somebody who's this much of a pathetic loser does something stupid and commits a fireball offense.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The level of rage bait on reddit is exactly as bad as Facebook but redditors also simultaneously consider themselves the smartest people in the room and literally superior to people who use other apps.

The other day there was a post about how somebody loved their daily ritual of earing a bunch of bacon with a coworker at their desk everyday but then they got a new hire who was a black women and also probablly a muslim who complained about it and everybody in thenoffice agreed she was an annoying buzzkill.

Not one single comment pointing out it was a victim fantasy of a 14 year old boy.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

It's also funny that after yelling at us for a year because we said Biden should drop out now that they agree they're incensed he isn't doing what they want immediatly.

The most entitled people in the world.

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure they'll do anything to keep the doors off their public beaches.

If all else fails they Cana just move to a country that hasn't devolved to right wing hysterics and then buy up the politicians and media there to try to get their new nationalized tax rate lowered and start all over again.

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