"We've eliminated overdraft fees, they now have a different name"
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"Wow now instead of not having any money I still don't have any money but a bunch of rich snobby douchebags expect me to thank them for it, I'll be sure to repay the favor"
According to Douglas Adam's that's how you fly.
They're aiming for the floor and somehow hitting a harder floor covered in piss nobody even saw there.
"Here's your overdraft fee and here's our newly instituted account management fee which happens to be the same amount."
The lack of self awareness to try to coopt Trump derangement syndrome which was often just a way to dismiss legit criticisms of him (when used by chuds) is stunning.
Libs would make a legitimate criticism of him and chuds would say they had TDS, and these morons decided that was a wining strategy.
They could have easily made the punchline that trump is a racist moron but instead they decided to make the punchline that they are unoriginal racist morons.
It was 20 below zero and the vote is purely performative at this point.
What would voter turnout be like if it was -20 in an election for "who is gonna be the mascot for mcdonalds" and it was between ronald Mcdonald, somebody's uncle Marc, and a salad?
The levels of cope are outrageous.
You know why there was low turnout, because it was 20 fucking degrees below zero and this is literally just a formality for something that's been decided for months.
There was low turnout because they all knew they could stay at home and not vote and he'd still get over 50% of the vote.
God I hope America keeps losing footing on the global stage and the veil drops enough that people complaining about "America bad" are mercilessly dunked on for pointing out the obvious.
It's the "are we the baddies" meme but it's been happening for decades and they immeidatly reassure themselves they aren't.
No but I wouldn't argue they're eastern for the same reason that America and england are.
They're incredibly isolated and don't really have any cultural neighbors other than New Zealand which is right on the border of the hemispheres while Cuba is literally within sight of America and surrounded by other western countries with similar culture and practically dead center in the western hemisphere.
I get the point it's a stand in for "imperial core" and "everybody else" but saying they're western for the same reason that countries that are actually in the western hemisphere is a really dumb argument.
So it's a pep rally.
Yea turns out not giving a shit what a bunch of liberals with so little political knowledge they call Bernie a communist think is basically a secret weapon.