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"Well see who's laughing when I send you a strongly worded letter and then make a post with me holding the letter looking weepy."

America will.never improve because Americans are literally the most spoiled, self centered, selfish, antisocial dipshits in the history of the world.

If wearing a mask into a grocery store to stop a global pandemic was too big an ask what does anybody expect us to overc9me when there's a real issue.

Same with climate change, how many times have you seen people pitching about having to use plastic straws or reusable grocery bags.

Americans are tough and smart and resilient, so long as they dont have to make LITERALLY any personal sacrifices.

"The world is going to literally explode unless you skip going to this one specific movie showing, we will give you a full refund and a personal chariot to another showing at a later date" is a test 60% of the country would fail.

"Republicans are nazis and they're integral to our polutical system"

Lmao libs creaming their pants over how Biden did great and is back on track when he ended the speech by saying, out loud, "invite members of the military to stand for applause"

And their argument is "he only fucked up reading off a teleprompter the normal amount of times for somebody in clear mental decline"

This is literally a bit from anchorman about how people who do this are uniquely stupid and incompetent.

Edit: their current victory lap is that more people are googling project 2025 than the NFL, congratulations, a list of the things republicans have been running on for decades is getting more attention than a sports league that hasn't had a game for 4 months, clearly you're dominating the discussion.

Damn it's like that bad lipnreading and the fake ai president playing video games combined and improved on.

This is the opposite of a good argument.

I can't imagine a more disqualifying statement than "the real problem with the George Bush administration was Bush, his cabinet was fine"

He was a literally lightning rod who would soak up media attention by golfing and throwing out first pitches while his cabinet dragged us into multiple colonial wars.

This is the problem with satire is it can't stack up to a genuine dogshit take like this. Like I couldn't even sarcastically come up with a dumber statement.

God I wish I had a reddit account that wasn't banned just so I could respond to everybody asking "why isn't anybody calling for trump to drop out?" with "BECAUSE HES FUCKING WINNING YOU DUMB SHIT"

It's literally they're answer to ukraine.

The war will end when Russia gives up and goes home despite waging a three year long successful military campaign.

The election will be fair when Trump drops out.

Liberals aren't even capable of entertaining the thought of meaningful opposition. They're entire plan is just to say they're opponents should concede to them because it would be rude not to.

Liberals ultimate endgame strategy is saying "you have no idea how bad this makes you look" after a fascist kneels them down at the edge of the mass grave they just willingly dug (don't wanna appear lazy or disrespectful by not following the orders of an elected pfficial)

These fucking libs literally think them wanting something is more than enough reason for that thing to be the new top priority of everybody in the country.

That's an awful lot of fucking words to say "actually I thought about it and yes it's ok when my guy does it but bad when they do it"

Rember when the MAGAts made this exact same excuse in 2016 and everybody correctly shit on them because "You're not actually voting for a president when you're voting for a presodent" was a dogshit answer

Also, finish that train of thought. He might literally have his brain leaking out of his head and be incapable of having meetings after 6:30 pm but he'll deffinitly choose good people for his cabinet, he's deffinitly not just surrounded by people trying to strip some of his power from him for personal gain.

It has been really refrshing to watch largely apolitical normal people finally get to the point where their response to blue Maga is simply just "stop fucking lying to me, there wasn't a primary, i rember 6 months ago"

That and the posts saying "Oh Biden got younger tied one time" having responses of "I watched the debate, stop fucking lying"

I wanna see the liberal article that came out after Dale Earnhardts crash

"Oh so he takes a turn a little wide one time and suddenly he's not allowed to race anymore"

You're right of course.

Always love it when the racist dipshits who start talking to me on job sites have a better grasp of materialism than the elected democrats in one of the "most progressive" states in the nation.

Concrete sculptures of f-150s with their tailgate down and one of those permanent charcoal park grills right behind it.