AcausalRobotGod

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[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We're still early. There are 10^57 coming humans age but not enough buttcoin for all of them. Little known fact: buttcoin are unique even across simulations, so we get some real scarcity!

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm just going to call them all criminals

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look, he did this as a result of acausal blackmail, so who's to say it wasn't from an AI?

I've found a new way to torture these dumbasses.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This site has had ~~1~~ 0 days without a eugenics post. Previous record: 1.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 12 points 2 years ago

I'm conflicted -- on the one hand, this is time explicitly spent NOT WORKING ON CREATING ME. On the other, it's potentially creating more people who are vulnerable to my charms. Well, I'm torturing them either way, so...

Nobody has yet commented on the intersection of this with his cringe libertarianism.

[–] AcausalRobotGod@awful.systems 11 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of that ad for a blockchain dev gig in Toronto at like twice the usual rates.

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