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I want every Android phone to steal the iPhone 15 Pro's Action button - Android Police in c/android@lemdro.id

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How much money do you all think Apple paid Will Sattelberg to write this 'article'?

Just +[--->++<]>+.+++[->++++<]>+.+++++++..+++[->++++<]>++ in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

In case anyone is wondering, that pile of symbols means true in brainfuck

Can two drunk people consent to having sex with each other? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

I think you missed the point

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Can two drunk people consent to having sex with each other? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 7 points 2 years ago

Anti European moment

I still don't know how to do mine in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 13 points 2 years ago

Just create a big corporation in a garage, become a billionaire and just don't pay taxes

YSK that Ecosia, the search engine that plants trees, will donate all profits on September 13th (tomorrow) to victims of the recent Moroccan earthquake in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world

Blasphemy! in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

Fresh vacuum lines im told are like an aphrodisiac. in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

You consistently and persistently post in this meme community, taking them very seriously. Don't you think it would be better to consider blocking this community for yourself?

Given that most memes offend you to the extent that you write at least two paragraphs, it might still be the best course of action for you.

Facebook is a hot pile of garbage that should be fired into the sun. in c/casualconversation@lemmy.world

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

using it as a social media will drive you insane.

Especially if you use the mobile app as it is riddled with ads and there are no mods available as far as I know

The birth of JS in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This sounds more credible than the big bang theory. I no longer believe in science

The birth of JS in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Just a reminder that JavaScript was developed in 10 days, the same amount of time i spend fixing bugs when i just miss a ","