AJ1

joined 1 year ago
[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm here to do two things: not read articles, and make ignorant comments based on not reading articles

and I'm almost out of articles to not read

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I had that exact same camera when I was a kid. My favourite part was putting in new flash cubes. Dude when the Kodak Disc came out we were wetting our pants, that thing had INFINITE FLASH

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

only the good die young. seems the worse you are, the longer you live. this fucker will still be destabilizing the globe at 100

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

inelagable

that's a new one lol

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago

all he has to do is start a war with Canada and declare martial law. sweet, I can't wait to be invaded and forced to become american

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

it's like you agreed to let someone beat you at tennis to impress the girl he likes, then he gets carried away with it and starts clowning around like a total fucking idiot

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

he's exactly like my brother. he's the most pathologically self-righteous hypocrite you've ever seen, he has absolutely ZERO self-awareness and zero accountability. swear to god they were separated at birth.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 51 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I remember being constantly terrified of nuclear annihilation during the cold war in the 80's, when every night after dinner, Peter Jennings would tell America how close we were to MAD. Now I live in Canada and I have that same existential dread that I had 45 years ago living in the US, except somehow it's even worse

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago

Who would’ve have thought.

me. I would've have thought. I totally would've have.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

I bailed out. Fled to Canada, where after 16 years of happiness it now looks as if I might lose my country and be forced to become American again... fuck that. I'd rather die. I'll disappear into the Shield and survive on bass and pickerel for the rest of my life, living like Rambo. Yeah John Rambo was American, but he would've been much better off as a Canadian.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

why are they still writing these articles? do they think we changed our minds since last week? we said no the first time, you can stop asking us every 5 days. pretty sure most of us would rather die in a concentration camp than accept american rule

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