AJ1

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[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

The sheer number of evacuees has put a strain on Manitoba’s 15,000 hotel rooms to the point Kinew’s government is asking tourists to reconsider visiting Manitoba for now.

Wait, does 15k hotel rooms for an entire province seem like not even close to enough? Or is it a totally reasonable number? Idk, seems low to me, even for Manitoba... and I live here

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago (4 children)

this is usually when I would say something conceited like "lol glad I don't live in the US" but then I realise that I'm just as fucked as the rest of the world and we don't have a future

hopefully microplastics will invade my colon/heart/kidneys/liver/brain soon and remove me from this living nightmare, I can't deal with this shit anymore

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

on top of that it's just a repost from another karmafarming account who posted it to uplifting news

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 55 points 1 month ago (7 children)

again?

(2011)

... oh. um, ok

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

eventually they'll come out with a device that charges you while you wear all of your rechargeable items. you just plug yourself into a USB outlet and all your shit gets charged simultaneously

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can 100% cut down car noise by replacing them with street cars, electric busses, commuter trains and bicycles.

It's buses, not "busses", but yeah pretty much. In Winnipeg, every 3rd vehicle is some ridiculous jacked-up, dudebro coal-rolling FUCK TRUDEAU mobile. Get rid of those and all those stupid-as-fuck, needlessly loud Harleys and you instantly remove 75% of the cacophony that forces me to shut my windows and turn on the AC

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 months ago

I just hope it's not another super close up, motion sickness inducing, shaky-cam puke-fest like 28 Weeks was. I really wanted to like that movie but that style of action filming makes me car sick. I don't get how people enjoy shaky-cam movies

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

so basically you communicate through a string of auto-generated usernames. clever. do you have a rotating cipher? that's the way to do it if you want to stay ahead of the Nazis

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget about their income as TikTokers... which is still something I can't understand. Collecting money for posting inane, self-fellating horse shit to social media? That's a job? Ok whatever

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

... come back to me, I can do better

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit... and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 61 points 3 months ago (4 children)

literal clickbait

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