AJ1

I think that goes without saying

My retirement plan is assisted suicide (in Canada, of course). Feels weird to be saving for death, but this is the reality we live in. What else can I do? Wait until I can't work anymore and can't pay my mortgage and hydro bill? And then what, hang myself in the barn? Fuck that, I want to go out high af and feeling no pain.

vanity and self-importance have no limits, and nowhere is this more apparent than on social media. getting arrested for it seems somewhat extreme, but who am I to fly in the face of authoritarian regimes

Poor Tankist, that must've been harrowing to be the last man holding the position. All his buddies killed, surrounded by enemy, wounded in both legs so he can't walk, surviving endless attempts by the orcs to kill him and take his position, this he endures for 4 or 5 days. Then he finally gets the e-bike and almost immediately hits a landmine on his way out.

does anyone else ever get the Simon & Simon theme song stuck in their head for no discernible reason? maybe it's because that show came on just after bedtime, so I had to lay there listening to it, and all the shows my parents would watch as I fell asleep.

which brings me to the best theme song ever: Taxi

I hope that never leaves my head, it's amazing and is like a massive sleeping pill when I hear it

reminds me of that sunfish copypasta that came out all those years ago and influenced an entire generation of sunfish haters

She controls his agenda. She sometimes takes decisions on his behalf.

... what exactly does "takes decisions on his behalf" mean? I've never "taken" someone else's decision, afaik... but I don't really know what that's supposed to mean, so whatever

the answers to all your questions lie in the article you didn't read

egg yellows omelette with a side of fried chicken. truly the breakfast of champions

possibly wingtipped