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does anyone else ever get the Simon & Simon theme song stuck in their head for no discernible reason? maybe it's because that show came on just after bedtime, so I had to lay there listening to it, and all the shows my parents would watch as I fell asleep.

which brings me to the best theme song ever: Taxi

I hope that never leaves my head, it's amazing and is like a massive sleeping pill when I hear it

reminds me of that sunfish copypasta that came out all those years ago and influenced an entire generation of sunfish haters

She controls his agenda. She sometimes takes decisions on his behalf.

... what exactly does "takes decisions on his behalf" mean? I've never "taken" someone else's decision, afaik... but I don't really know what that's supposed to mean, so whatever

the answers to all your questions lie in the article you didn't read

egg yellows omelette with a side of fried chicken. truly the breakfast of champions

possibly wingtipped

When you see "24 people injured by bees" you're picturing the bees hiding around the corner with a 2x4 and smacking anyone who walks by. Pretty bizarre situation that could have been caused by those giant hornets who prey on bees, according to one theory

AURILLAC, France (AP) — A unusual attack by bees in the French town of Aurillac has left 24 people injured, including three who were in critical condition but have since improved, according to local authorities.

Passersby were stung over a period of about 30 minutes on Sunday morning, according to the Prefecture of Cantal, in south-central France. Firefighters and medical teams were rushed to the scene to treat the victims, while police set up a security perimeter until the bees stopped their attack.

The three people in critical condition were evacuated to a local hospital. Pierre Mathonier, the mayor of Aurillac, told French broadcaster BFM TV on Monday that their condition has improved.

One of them was a 78-year-old person who had to be resuscitated after cardiorespiratory arrest and is now in stable condition, he said. The two others “are in good health,” he added.

According to the mayor, the incident may have been related to Asian hornets threatening a beehive that had been installed on the roof terrace of a downtown hotel more than a decade ago. He said that this had likely caused the bees to become aggressive.

it’s not one really old otter going back to it’s hometown.

it is not one really old otter going back to it is hometown.

is what you just said.

Depression replaced with horror?

I'll take it.

isn't this something everybody knows already? it's been common knowledge since like, forever. even if you're a middle school dropout, live in willful ignorance and never pick up a book or periodical, you'll still accidentally learn this fact from TV and movies

Let's see if this link works. It's just as fast-paced and exciting as a peewee soccer tournament

Actually, they should've pitted the robots against little kids. That would've been hilarious.